Things my kids have done and conversations we've had this week:
"Painted" my arm with foam brushes. When I asked what color they were painting, Em said, "Wipe" (=white). I guess she figured why change my Casper-y self.
Asked to smell my breath and then continuously did so for several minutes... just because I had finished eating an ice cream.
Me: "Em, you have to eat your dinosaurs before you can have a Bob." (Translation: eat your dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets before you have your VeggieTales fruit snacks)
After I drew a smiley face with the ketchup on Em's plate, she asked me to add a beard. I guess she's pretty influenced by her daddy. Hehe